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Mario you wanna get wrecked too? #smashbros #nintendo

Mario you wanna get wrecked too? #smashbros #nintendo

fappuclno:

halloween is close

fappuclno:

halloween is close

(Source: pisssmoker)

ijustine:

Fox in pocket

ijustine:

Fox in pocket

sassykardashian:

never forget

Anonymous
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Me

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

(Source: b3ingr3al)

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

buttflick:

when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it 

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Straight girls VS gay guys

dylan96cookiez:

jasongaymer:

mapdark:

Straight girls catching their boyfriend jacking off

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Gay guys catching their boyfriends jacking off

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YEP

Something like that.

God that’s so accurate.

(Source: usaforafrica)

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